From buddy  Thu Feb 15 12:36:42 1996
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 1996 12:36:39
Subject: Lincoln's advice


One night, Bill Clinton is so worried about the Federal budget crisis that
he can't get to sleep.  So he gets up and goes for a jog in the moonlight.

As he passes the Lincoln Memorial, he wonders, "What would Honest Abe have
done in this situation?"  So he kneels down in front of Lincoln's statue
and says, "Oh Lincoln, Lincoln, I want to do what's best for the country,
but I don't know what that is."

And sure enough, Clinton hears a disembodied voice coming from within the
tomb, saying, "Go to the theatre."