From buddy  Wed Feb 14 16:23:05 1996
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 1996 16:23:00
Subject: Excerpt from a diary of a cat


        Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre
dangling objects.  They eat lavish meals in my presence while I
am forced to subsist on dry cereal.  The only thing that keeps me
going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction
I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

        I fear I may be going insane.  Yesterday, I ate a houseplant.
Tomorrow I may eat another.