From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:19:36 1994
Date: Sun, 27 Feb 1994 21:13:15
Subject: offensive to fundamentalists?

    Jesus and Moses decide to play a round of golf.  Moses tees
 off first, hits a beautiful 240 ft. drive up the middle of the
 fairway. Jesus pulls his shot right into the trees, where it
 falls into a gopher hole.  The gopher picks it up, runs out with
 it onto the fairway, where he is attacked by an eagle.  The
 eagle grabs the golf ball, carries it onto the green and drops
 it inches from the cup.  An earthworm inches the ball to the
 edge of the cup when a sudden breeze comes up and drops the ball
 in.  Moses turns angrily to Our Savior.  "Are we going to fuck
 around, or play golf?"