From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:17:45 1994
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 1994 00:29:00
Subject: Moses, Jesus, Mohammed and the beautiful girl (profane)

One time, Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed were walking about when they saw
this great looking woman. They all were enthralled with her and each
wanted to have her, but they couldnt agree who.

"I should have her", said Moses. "I'm the eldest."

"I should have her", said Jesus. "I'm still a virgin."

"I should have her", said Mohammed. "I've got the most experience."

And so they argued. Finally, they decided to settle with a game of dice.
Each throws two dice, the highest throw gets the girl. Moses goes first
and throws the dice : 5,5. Not bad, a 10. Mohammed goes next : 5,6. Woah,
11. Then its Jesus's turn. "Alright, Jesus, none of yer miracles now," they
say. Jesus throws the dice : 6,6. Thats a 12. Okay, he gets the girl.
All of a sudden these HUGE dice fall from the sky : 6,7. The girl goes up.