From buddy Mon Nov  7 18:44:25 1994
Date: Thu, 9 Jun 1994 09:34:37
Subject: Mild Religious humor. (May be offensive to lawyers)



Contrary to popular belief, Heaven and Hell are separated by nothing more
than a cyclone fence.

Over the years, the condition of the Hell side of the fence has deteriorated
to the point where parts are falling down, or even missing altogether.  It
would be easy for a determined damned soul to slip over into Heaven.

God was out one day, checking on things, saw the fence and got really angry.
 He stormed over to the Devil+s yard and started yelling at Satan.

"Just look at the condition of that fence!  You have to fix it before your
damned souls start climbing over to Heaven and corrupting my good souls!"

Well, naturally, the Devil refused to fix the fence:  what did he care if a
few souls escaped?  He has trillions of them.

So God kept after him and finally He got fed up and threatened to get a
lawyer after the Devil.  Satan just laughed and laughed, until God got
concerned and said, "What+s so funny?"

Satan wiped away a tear and said, "Where are *you* going to find a lawyer?"