From buddy Mon Nov  7 18:40:23 1994
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 1994 11:49:36
Subject: heaven


One day, the gates to Heaven had a glitch in their computer system (angel 
error,
not God's) and there was about a two hour backlog in getting people to their
final destinations.  Luckily, things were going pretty slow and only three
people showed up in the down time.  When everything was back online, 
Saint 
Peter
went to get the first person who arrived.

Peter:  I'm so sorry you had to wait.  We've had some real problems up here.

Person:  Oh that's fine, I'm gonna be here for eternity, what's a few hours?

Peter:  That's just great.  Oh, by the way, I have to ask you one question..
        would you please spell "God?"

Person:  Sure, Capital-G O D.

Peter:  Great.  You can go on in.

Saint Peter went to the second person waiting for entry.

Peter:  I'm so sorry you had to wait.  We've had some real problems up here.

Person:  Oh that's fine, I'm just so excited, I'm finally gonna see Jesus!

Peter:  Oh good.  Oh, by the way, I have to ask you one question..
        would you please spell "God?"

Person:  Sure, G...um, Capital-G O D.

Peter:  Great.  You can go on in.

Saint Peter went to the third person waiting for entry.

Peter:  I'm so sorry you had to wait.  We've had some real problems up here.

Person:  Well heck!  I've been waiting all my life!  I've waited in grocery
         store lines, in traffic, in cafeteria lines,... gosh, you think
         when you get to heaven someone would have gotten their act together!

Peter:  Well, okay.  Oh, by the way, I have to ask you one question..
        would you please spell "Czechoslovakia?"