From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:45:35 1994
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 1994 14:26:39
Subject: A conversation between an Rabbi and a Priest....

        A rabbi and a priest were talking shop.
        The priest began, "If I am successful, preach excellent sermons,
and please my superiors, eventually I may become a Bishop."
        "That's very nice," said the rabbi.
        "And then," the priest continued, "if all goes well, within a few
more years, I can become a Cardinal."
        "I'm glad you have so many opportunities for advancement," said
the rabbi.
        "It's highly unlikely," said the priest, "but, at least theoretically,
I could even become pope."
        "Mazeltov," said the rabbi, "but for me, as a Rabbi, I just stay a
Rabbi.  That's what there is.  But I suppose that after being pope you could
even become God."
        "Oh no," said the priest, "no one can become God, that's blasphemous."
        Replied the rabbi:  "Well, one of our boys made it."