From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:50:41 1994
Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1993 12:19:09
Subject: Religous - humorous

Little Sally comes home from Sunday school and her mother asks her what she
learned.
"The teacher told us the story of Moses leading his people out of Egypt", Sally
said.
Her mother asked Sally to tell her the story.
"Well", said Sally, "Moses led his people away from Egypt and the Pharaoh
starting chasing them.  When they got to this big lake, Moses called up his
engineers and they built this pontoon bridge over the lake and Moses and his
people started across.  When they got to the other side, they waited until
Pharaoh's army was on the bridge and then Moses called in his helicopters and
artillery and they bombed the bridge and blew up the Pharaoh's army and they
all drowned and Moses and his people got away."
Sally's mother was horrified.  "That can't be the way your teacher told the
story!"
"Well, no" said Sally, "but you would never believe it the way she told it."