From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:46:02 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:38:09
Subject: Religous Golf



One day three people were playing golf.  The first person up to the tee was
Jesus.  He steps up to the tee, lines up his shot, and hits ball as hard as he
can.  It's not to good of a shot.  It ends up on a lilly pad in the water
hazered.  Jesus says, No problem, and walks out on the water, and nocks the
ball right in the hole.  The next person up is Moses.  He steps up to the tee,
and lines up his shot.  He hits the ball with all that he's got.  His ball
winds up in the same place that Jesus's did.  Only he's not so lucky, his ball
sinks to the bottom.  Moses says not a problem.  He divides the water, hits
the ball, and sure enough it goes right in the whole.  Well now the third
person walks up to the tee.  Now this guy is a really terrable golfer, the only
reason that he even goes out is to be with his friends.  Anyway, he lines up
his shot, and lets it fly.  It's a really wild shot, I mean it's bouncing off
of trees and everything.  Well right when everyone thinks that the ball is
going to be lost, an eagle comes along and snatches the ball out of mid-air and
dropes it right in the hole.  Moses looks at Jesus and says, "I really hate it
when your dad play's with us!"