From buddy Sat Dec 24 14:49:45 1994
Date: Sat, 24 Dec 1994 14:48:42
Subject: Some quotes from children.....


        At age 3 Anna was helping with the baking.  After the eggs were
carefully broken into the bowl, she eyed the mixer and inquired, "Can I make
them dizzy now?"

        Never having seen ballet performed before, little Jerry was surprised
when he attended his first recital to see the females dancing on the tips of
their toes.  "It would have been easier," he commented afterward, "if they'd
just gotten taller girls."

        One Christmas, 3 year old Darlene surveyed all the presents Santa had
brought her and beamed, "I didn't know I was _this_ good!"

        While I was watching TV on the couch with our granddaughter, 3, she
passed me the remote control and directed, "Here, Grandma.  You be the daddy."

        I was slicing citrus halves for breakfast when our kindergartner
suggested we needed another baby at our house.  Astounded, I told her that
father and I thought 5 in a family was enough and wondered why she wanted
another brother or sister.  "Because," she reasoned, "then our grapefruit would
come out even."

        "Dear Lord, I'm just too tired to talk tonight," sleepy 5-year-old
Jeanette offered at bedtime.  "Could you just recycle one of my old prayers?"