From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:36:42 1994
Date: Thu, 1 Sep 1994 17:25:32
Subject: quotations


Some sources unknown:

 "I was not lying. I said things that later seemed to be untrue."
  - [Richard M. Nixon]

 "I must say that I find television very educational.  The minute
  somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."
                         - Grouch Marx

 "Why hate yourself in the Morning -- Sleep till noon."

 "So, do you take the bus to work?" - one byte overheard talking to another

 A supercomputer is a machine that runs an endless loop in 2 seconds.

 We are Microsoft.
 Unix is irrelevant.
 Openness is futile.
 Prepare to be assimilated.
  -Bill Gates

 "I always thought that 'Intel Inside' was a warning required
  by Truth in Advertising laws..."

 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates '81

 The truth will set your teeth free.
         -Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

 It's not denial.  I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
         -Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes