From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:01:54 1994
Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1993 15:49:43
Subject: More quotes by women!

I feel convinced that a girl would never let herself be brought to the altar, no, she would
probably refuse completely, if she knew *everything*...
                -- Queen Victoria

I married below my standards - all women do.
                -- Nancy Astor

You meet a lot of smart guys with stupid wives,
but you almost never meet a smart woman with a stupid husband.
                -- Erica Jong

The quickest way for a parent to get the children's attention is to sit down
and look like you're comfortable.
                -- Lane Olinghouse

It is not given for anyone to know how long they have left to live,
but I fear to leave this world without one single member of the family
knowing how to replace a roll of toilet paper.
        -- Emma Bombeck

Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your children.
                -- Unknown

My husband and I have devised an excellent system when it comes to housework.
None of us do it.
                -- Dottie Archibald

There are indeed not as many really wealthy men in the world
as there are beautiful women who deserve to have them.
                -  Jane Austen

At school I learned that money isn't everything, and that the most important thing is to be
nice.  When my mother found out I immediately had to change school.
                -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would get married again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars and would sign over
half of it to me before the wedding, and guarantee that he would be dead within a year.
                -- Bette Davis

A poor person who's unhappy is better off than a rich person who's unhappy.
She thinks money would have helped.
                -- Joan Kerr

Our congressmen are the finest collection of men money can buy.
                -- Mary Amsterdam

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