From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:00:28 1994
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1993 21:46:59
Subject: More quotes by women...on the subject of men

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
        -- Mae West

Nothing happens in our marriage.  I've named the waterbed "the Pacific Ocean".
                -- Phyllis Diller

You have to kiss an awful lot of frogs before you find a prince.
        -- Klotter, London

In a man's life love is a chapter, in a woman's it's the whole story.
                -- Madame de Stael

If men were as great lovers as they think they are,
we women wouldn't have time to do our hair.
                -- Marlene Dietrich

Husbands are usually good lovers.
When they cheat on their wives.
        -- Marilyn Monroe

I've always said that a girl has to marry for love
- and continue until she finds the right one.
         -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
                -- Mae West

I loathe housework.  You make beds, wash dishes
- and six months later you have to start all over again.
                -- Joan Rivers

Every time I date a man I think:
Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
                -- Rita Rudner

On one point we disagree a little.  I want a big church wedding with flowers and bridesmaids
and an extravagant party.  He wants to break the engagement.
                -- Sally Poplin

When a man makes a woman his wife, it is the greatest compliment
he can give her.  And usually the last.
                -- Helen Rowland

When a man gives his wife flowers for no apparent reason
- it has it's reasons.
                -- Molly McGee

I have never married.  It wasn't necessary.  I have three pets which fill the position:
a dog that growls in the morning, a parrot that swears in the evening,
and a cat which comes home in the middle of the night.
                -- Marie Corelli


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