From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:02:57 1994
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 1994 20:13:59
Subject: If the Truth be known

If the truth be known

At a doctor's convention in Switzerland, a conversation was taking place 
in a tavern after an enthusiastic mid-day lecture.

A Jewish doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced we can take 
a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for 
work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing!  In Germany, we could take a lung 
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 
four weeks."

A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we 
could take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them 
both looking for work in two weeks!"

The American doctor, not to be outdone, said, "Hah!  We can take an 
asshole out of Arkansas, put him in the Whitehouse, and half the country 
will be looking for work the next day!"