From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:49:47 1994
Date: Tue, 26 Oct 1993 14:13:02
Subject: Forwarded mail....


*old* Clinton jokes:
one day, after the Inauguration, Bill and Hillary were driving down
the road and they stopped at a gas station.  as the attendant was
pumping their gas, Hillary recognized him as the guy she had gone with
to her senior prom in high school.  they talked for a few minutes, and
Hillary and the attendant caught up on old times, and then Bill and
Hillary went on their way.  after they had driven a few miles, Bill
struck up a conversation:  "just think, dear, if you had married that
man, right now you'd be married to a gas station attendant."  to this
Hillary responded:  "no, dear, if i had married him, he'd be
President."

one day, Bill, Hillary, and Al Gore were driving down the road and
they ran into a brick wall and they all died.  they all got to Heaven
and were presented before God.  God looked down at Al and said, "What
Did You Do While You Were On Earth, My Son?"  Al replied: "i was the
vice-president of the U.S.A, the greatest democracy ever!"  God says:
"very good my son, you may take the seat on my left"  then God looks
at Bill and says: "And What Did You Do While You Were On Earth, My
Son?"  to which Bill replied, "i was the president of the most
powerful country on the planet!"  God says:  "very good my son, you
may take the seat on my right."  then God looked at Hillary and says:
"And What About You, My Daughter, Who Are You?"  at which point
Hillary looks up at God and says: "Oh, my name's Hillary and i think
you're in my seat..."

*old, old* lightbulb joke:
how many surrealist painters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A1:  the fish.

A2:  4.  3 to find the penguins and 1 to fill the bathtub with
brightly colored metal objects.