From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:47:17 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:45:24
Subject: limerick



a lady from boston, mass.
had a most magnificent ass.
it was not round, and pink,
as you plainly might think.
it was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!



In days of ole
When knights were bold
and rubbers weren't invented
They tied a sock
around their cock  
and babies were prevented.



In days of old
When knights were bold
before toilets were invented
they left their load in the middle of the road
and walked away contented




There was a young fellow of Lyme
who had 3 wives at a time.
When he was asked," Why the third?"
He said," One is absurd,
and bigamy, Sir, is a crime."