From buddy Mon Nov  7 18:45:08 1994
Date: Tue, 5 Jul 1994 08:16:39
Subject: David Letterman's Top Ten List for 07/01/94


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Top Ten Things George Washington Would Say If He Were Alive Today
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10.  "Hey, that Donahue guy stole my wig!"

 9.  "You need some i.d.?  How 'bout this dollar?"

 8.  "I'm on the single and that fat kite-flying weasel Ben Franklin is
     on the hundred?"

 7.  "Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett?"

 6.  "No, I'm not Barbara Bush"

 5.  "I'm the first President of the U.S., what do you mean I can't get
     Streisand tickets?"

 4.  "Did you see "Sienfeld" last night?  That Kramer is a riot!"

 3.  "Ben Franklin?  Gay"

 2.  "Would you please get you hands off Martha, Mr. Barker?"

 1.  "My God -- Sam Donaldson is annoying!"