From buddy Thu Nov 17 00:07:18 1994
Date: Thu, 17 Nov 1994 00:04:32
Subject: quotes


What's the point in being grown-up if you can't be childish
        at times?--The Doctor
The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey
        their children--Duke of Windsor
Those who would sacrifice liberty for security,
        deserve neither--Benjamin Franklin
Liberty means responsibility.  That is why most men
        dread it--George Bernard Shaw

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because
        they quit playing--Oliver Wendell Holmes
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel
        coast to coast without seeing anything--Charles Kuralt
20 years ago, with `The Selling of the President,' was the first time
        that people realized that President was packaged...like a bar
        of soap.  20 years later, people have gotten to the point where
        that analogy seems unfair to soap--Barbera Lippert

A straight line may be the shortest way between two points but it is by
        no means the most interesting--The Doctor
A good neighbor doubles the value of a house--German proverb
A politician is someone who can make waves and then make you think
        he's the only person who can save the ship--Ivern Bell
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction
        and gypsy fortune tellers listen to weather forecasts
        and economists?--Kelvin Throop III

It has been said that man is a rational animal.  All my life I have been
        searching for evidence which could support this--Bertrand Russell
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon.
        Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're
        paying somebody not to--Franklin P Jones

The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion.
        Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race,
        creed and color, but also on grounds of ability--Tom Lehrer
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
        Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter
        the facts to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable
        if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering--The Doctor
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government
        working for you--Will Rodgers