From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:32:48 1994
Date: Sun, 10 Jul 1994 15:47:22
Subject: Life's Little Truths (Part 5)


First Law of Socio-Genetics:
        Celibacy is not hereditary.

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First Rule of History:
        History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each
        other.

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Flugg's Law:
        When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the
        world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.

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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat,
and wrong.
                -- H. L. Mencken

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