From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:32:32 1994
Date: Thu, 7 Jul 1994 08:11:24
Subject: Lifes Little Truths (Part 4)

Fresco's Discovery:
        If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

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Fudd's First Law of Opposition:
        Push something hard enough and it will fall over.

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Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
        1.  An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
        2.  An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
        3.  The energy required to change either one of these states
            will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so
            much as to make the task totally impossible.

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First Law of Bicycling:
        No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

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First Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
        for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who
        imposed the deadline).