From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:37:24 1994
Date: Sun, 18 Sep 1994 16:26:28
Subject: murphy & the army


Murphys Laws of Army Operations:

1. KISS - (Keep it Simple Stupid)
2. Suppressive fire - won't
3. Incoming fire has right of way
4. If the enemy is in range, so are YOU!
5. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire
6. If it's stupid, but it works - IT AIN'T STUPID
7. When in doubt, fire first, ask questions later
8. The easy way is always mined
9. Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at!
10. Never draw fire, it irritates everybody around you