From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:08:57 1994
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 1994 14:23:15
Subject: misc


Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same
thing as division.

Blore's Razor:
        Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is
        funnier. 

Bore, n.:
        A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
                -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

Brady's First Law of Problem Solving:
        When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more
        easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone
        Ranger have handled this?"

BULLWINKLE: "You just leave that to my pal.  He's the brains of the outfit."
GENERAL:    "What does that make YOU?"
BULLWINKLE: "What else?  An executive..."
                -- Jay Ward

Bumper sticker:
All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture

Bureaucrat, n.:
        A person who cuts red tape sideways.
                -- J. McCabe

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb

Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp.  It's 2 cents
for postage and 30 cents for storage.
                -- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post

Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the
center of the universe.  The premise is wrong, but the navigation
works.  An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
                -- Kelvin Throop III

Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

Chicago, n.:
        Where the dead still vote ... early and often!

Conservative, n.:
        One who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.
                -- Leo C. Rosten

Corrupt, adj.:
        In politics, holding an office of trust or profit.

Creditors have much better memories than debtors.

Democracy can learn some things from Communism: for example, when a
Communist politician is through, he is through.

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think
even if you don't think.

Democracy is good.  I say this because other systems are worse.
                -- Jawaharlal Nehru

Don't get suckered in by the comments -- they can be terribly
misleading.  Debug only code.
                -- Dave Storer

Don't knock President Fillmore.  He kept us out of Vietnam.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older,
it starts avoiding you.
                -- The Old Farmer's Almanac

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.  They're too
busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Do the things which you will be proud to remember when you are old.

Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
                -- Edgar R. Fiedler