From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:46:35 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:40:03
Subject: murphy-like secret laws



SECRETS' LAW
Two people are too many to keep a secret unrevealed

OBSERVATION TO SECRETS' LAW
But at least two people are necessary for a secret's being

CONSEQUENCE OF THE OBSERVATION TO SECRET'S LAW
Everyone will know anything much sooner than you could ever imagine

ONE-MORE LAW
There is nothing more functional than saying "Don't say it to anyone" to
make a secret public

LAW OF THE NOT SERIOUS
Spread the secret before everyone else spreads it before you

RULE FOR TRANQUILLITY
Keep your really important things for you alone