From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:44:19 1994
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 1994 00:08:09
Subject: Little Johnny

        Little Johnny's sitting in class and the teacher is playing
the guessing game, where a student would describe something and the
class would guess what it was.  Little Johnny keeps putting his hand
up and the teacher keeps ignoring him, KNOWING that he would say
something filthy.  Everybody else got a chance to try except Johnny.
The teacher finally said, "O.K., Johnny...what do you want to
describe?"
        Johnny leans back in his chair and says,"I've got something in
my pocket that's round and hard!  Guess what it is!"  "Johnny!," the
teacher screams, "That's disgusting!"  Johnny smiles and says,"Ahh,
it's just a quarter, but I like how you're thinking!"
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        Johnny's sitting in class another day when the teacher wants
to go over some famous quotes.  She recites a quote and the class must
guess who said it.  For twenty minutes or so she goes over quote and
every time Johnny is "Oohing, and Ahhing"  with his hand up.  And for
twenty minutes or so she ignores him just SURE he'll say something
dirty.  Finally she says she will just go over a couple more.  Still
Johnny has his hand up.
        She asks,"Four score and seven years ago....Who said that?"
Everybody raises their hands.  Teacher calls on a girl up
front;"Maria, who said that?"  "Abraham Lincoln," Maria says.  "O.K.,
who said,'To be or not to be, that is the question'?"  She calls on a
boy in the back.  "Juan, who said that?"  "William Shakespeare wrote
that."  Teacher says,"Good, Juan.  Now we'll move on to math," and
turns around to the blackboard.  No sooner had she done this when
Johnny jumps up and shouts,"WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE FUCKING
MEXICANS?"  The teacher whips around and says,"Who said that? WHO SAID
THAT?"  Johnny smiles wide and says,"Davey Crockett at the ALAMO!"