From buddy Sun May  7 21:43:08 1995
Date: Sun, 7 May 1995 21:43:05
Subject: Unabridged Medical Dictionary


The FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S NEW, UNABRIDGED MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Barium                  -       What you do when the patient dies
Urine                   -       The opposite of "you're out"
Cauterize               -       Made eye contact
D&C                     -       Where Washington is
Ova                     -       Finished; done with
Sperm                   -       To reject; look away from
Dilate                  -       To live a long time
Enema                   -       Opposite of a friend
Node                    -       Was aware of
White count             -       The number of caucasians
Hernia                  -       Pertaining to a female's knee
Fibrillate              -       To tell a small lie
Bunion                  -       Paul's surname
Genital                 -       Non-Jew
Sacrum                  -       Holy
Paradox                 -       Two doctors
Constipation            -       Endangered feces
Penis                   -       Someone who plays the piano
Humerus                 -       To tell us what we wnat to hear
Intestine               -       Currently taking an exam
Coronary                -       Domesticated Yellow Bird
Outpatient      -       A person who has fainted
Pap smear       -       To slander your father
Rectum  -       Dang near killed him
Seizure -       Roman Emperor
Cat Scan        -       When the Secret Service looks for Socks