From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:08:02 1994
Date: Wed, 1 Dec 1993 10:21:42
Subject: Forwarded mail....

Three men were sitting around a table discussing the oldest profession.
The first, a doctor, claimed that the oldest profession was medicine
because the Bible mentioned that God created eve by removing a rib from
Adam.  Since removal of a rib is a surgical procedure, and surgery is a
branch of medicine, then medicine is the oldest profession.

Not to be outdone, the second man, and engineer, stated that before the
creation of woman, the Bible states that God created the universe out of
chaos and disorder.  Since making order out of disorder can be an
engineering function, then engineering must be the oldest profession.

The third man, a programmer, sat back in his chair with a smug look on his
face and said, "Just where do you guys think the disorder came from?!?"