From buddy Fri Sep 23 00:57:17 1994
Date: Wed, 27 Apr 1994 00:23:50
Subject: you'd be surprised

  My Very First Time
>  
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread 
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....


yes, don't deny it.  All of you were thinking something obscene.  Pick 
yourself up out of that gutter...