From buddy  Thu Sep  7 10:33:30 1995
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:03:20
Subject: kids

"On the highway, we passed a race track. Our six-year-old Rick asked,
"What is that place?" And I replied, "It's where people go to race
dogs." After a long pause, Rick observed, "I bet the dogs win."

"Over dinner, my mother mentioned that her church was going to install
a second minister. This puzzled our younger son since our church has
only one minister. Mother explained why, then added, "One of the
largest churches in town has *five*! At that, our older son,
wide-eyed, exclaimed, 'Wow! How long is *their* service?'"

"One day at lunch I asked my young son, Micah, what he wanted to eat.
'A boy cheese,' he replied. I didn't know what he meant until a few
days later when I asked him if he wanted a grilled cheese sandwich.
'No,' he said exasperated. 'I don't want a *girl* cheese sandwich! I
want a *boy* cheese!'"