From buddy Tue Feb 14 14:18:09 1995
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 1995 14:18:05
Subject: 2 sodium atoms walk down the street...


        Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and 
        says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!"
        "Are you sure?"  asks the other sodium atom.
        "Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm positive."