From buddy Mon Feb 13 15:46:19 1995
Date: Mon, 13 Feb 1995 15:12:38
Subject: randoms


"It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs"

"Keyboard?  How quaint!" - Scotty

"Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates

"Please return stewardess to original upright position"

"Stupid" is a boundless concept.

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."

"The faster you go, the shorter you are" - Einstein

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." - Mark Twain

"The sun ain't yellow, its chicken." -Bob Dylan

"There are lies, damned lies, and statistics." -Mark Twain

"There's someone in my head, but its not me." -Pink Floyd

"To err is human, to forgive....$5.00"

"Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -Yoda-

"Vote for Perot" - Bumper sticker attached with Velcro

"We are on an irreversable trend towards more feedom and democracy - but that
 could change" -D. Quayle

"You can't have everything.  Where would you put it?"-Steven Wright

"You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of
  the shore."