From buddy Tue Jan 24 00:49:34 1995 Date: Tue, 24 Jan 1995 00:49:28 Subject: Star Trek Voyager the Drinking Game HERE IT IS AFTER ONLY 2 EPISODES--- ITS ITS ITS STAR TREK: VOYAGER: The DRINKING Game (23 Jan 1995) by: Melanie Adams melanie@strauss.udel.edu Joan Bremer psycho@strauss.udel.edu Tom Schwerdt pyro@strauss.udel.edu (p.s. all that legal mumbo jumbo about copyrights and such) ========================================================================= 3: Plot suspiciously reminds us of an older plot of ANY old Star Trek 1: "space-time continium" mentioned (2 if "ripped") 1: "Prime Directive" mentioned 2; Prime Directive ignored or broken 2: Captain Janeway's hair comes down 1: Torres fights 1: Torres fights with her Klingon hertige 1: ANY Maquis officer's Starfleet experience mentioned 2: Harry Kim pulls a Wesley 2: Captain knows more than specialist of phenomena 1: Ship's weapons fired and hit target 1: Reference to Voyager's manevueabilty 1: Warp nacelles shown going up or down 1: Captain looks at picture of dog and "SO" on her desk 1: Gratuitous closeup of Captain's tits or ass 4: partial nudity of Captain 6: Full frontal nudity of Captain 8: Captain is nude with dog and frolicking 1: Referance to doctor's holographic status 1: Doctor is ignored 1: Doctor asks to be shut off (2 if actually shut off) 1: Nellix brags about cooking 1: Neelx brags about knowlege of system 2: Neelx gives correct AND complete information about a planet or people 1: Kes pretends to be Guinan 1: Holographic projector malfunctions 1: Ship needs to be repaired 2: Ship has all parts and facilites needed to make repairs 1: Shortages of supplies/power/parts mentioned 1: Lt. Paris brags about his piloting skills 1: Any reference to "75 years from Federation space" 1: Character or actor from any other Star Trek show/movie appears 2: Lwaxana Troi/Majel Barrett/Nurse Chapel appears 3: Q appears Finish glass: Wesley appears Finish bottle: Wesley dies ========================================================================