From buddy Mon Jan 16 01:50:52 1995
Date: Mon, 16 Jan 1995 01:50:32
Subject: Irish Definitions


HAPPILY MARRIED IRISH COUPLE:  A husband with another man's wife.
IRISH ALCOHOLIC:  Anybody who will drink with anybody to anybody.
IRISH ATHEIST:  A man who goes about wishing to God he could believe in
God.
IRISH BANQUET:  A potato and a six pack.
IRISH BEAUTY:  A colleen with two black eyes.
IRISH CADILLAC:  A wheelbarrow.
IRISH CLUBHOUSE:  A police station.
IRISH COURTSHIP:  A time during which the Irish girl decides whether
she can do better or not.
IRISH DRAPERIES:  Large female breasts.
IRISH DRUNK:  A guy you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.
IRISH FOREPLAY:  "Brace yourself, Bridget!"
IRISH GENTLEMAN:  One who never strikes a lady without provocation.
IRISH QUEER:  A fellow who prefers women to drink.
IRISH SAFETY SLOGAN:  Don't drink when you drive, you might hit a bump
and spill it.
IRISH WHISKEY:  Makes a man see double and act single.
IRISHMAN:  Someone who would trample over twelve naked women to reach a
bottle of Guinness.

>From Larry Wilde's _The Last Official Irish Joke Book_.  Copyright
1983.  Reprinted without permission.