From buddy Mon Apr  3 11:11:51 1995
Date: Mon, 3 Apr 1995 11:11:31
Subject: If Men Got Pregnant


 IF MEN GOT PREGNANT     
      
      * Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
      
      * There would be a cure for stretch marks.
      
      * Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
      
      * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
      
      * All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
      
      * Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
      
      * Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
      
      * They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
      
      * Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
      
      * Breifcases would be used as diaper bags.
      
      * Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
      
      * They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
      
      * Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
      
      * Women would rule the world.