From buddy Mon Dec 19 19:33:34 1994
Date: Mon, 19 Dec 1994 19:31:04
Subject: IVY League Humor


1.  How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?

     Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

2.  How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?

     Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

3.  How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?

     None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.

4.  How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?

     Two---One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

5.  How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?

     Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

6.  How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?

     Seventy-six---one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the
        lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a
        counter-protest.

7.  How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

     None---New Haven looks better in the dark.

8.  How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?

     One---he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.