From buddy Thu Jan 13 10:39:03 1994
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1993 14:01:32
Subject: Offensive to morons


One day this moron passed a guy jumping up and down on a man-hole
cover. The moron noticed that the guy was saying
"21...21...21...21...". The moron stopped and watched and after
awhile, said, "Duh, het buddy, whatcha doin?" 
"21...21...21...Getting my daily exercise...21...21...21..." "Duh,
ohhh. Can I try?" "21...21...21...Sure." The guy stopped jumping and
stepped off the man-hole cover. The moron then got on and started. 
"Duh...21...duh...21...duh...21...duh..." "You gotta jump higher." 
"Duh.....21.....duh.....21.....duh....." "Even higher than that." 
"Duh.......21.......duh.......21.......duh......." "Higher still."
The moron then jumped as high as he could and while he was on his way
up, the guy lifted the man-hole cover off. Needless to say, when
gravity took its toll, the moron went plumeting into the man-hole.
The guy then replaced the cover, stood on top, and started jumping
again. "22...22...22...".