From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:45:34 1994
Date: Fri, 28 Oct 1994 15:53:13
Subject: stuff


 ANGST
 -- Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
 -- If only there were some indication the universe was doing it on purpose!
 -- Is the world full of smart people pretending, or imbeciles who mean it?
 -- If only you could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without
    having to do anything ...

 COMPUTERS
 -- I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
 -- The MS-DOS way - if it's broke, fix it. The UNIX way - if it ain't broke,
    don't touch it.
 -- I know UNIX, ADA, FORTH, APL, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, SMALLTALK, LISP,
    and nineteen other high-tech words.
 -- If cars had followed the same developmental path as computers, a Rolls 
    Royce would cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a
    year, killing everyone inside.
 -- But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!
 -- Amiga: The computer for the creative mind.  Macintosh: The computer for
    the rest of us

 CYNICISM
 -- If we can build a space shuttle,why can't we build a decent mattress 
    handle?
 -- If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do 
    freedom fighters fight?
 -- It's hard to be one of the thousand points of light when you can't pay 
    your electric bill.
 -- The light at the end of the tunnel may be a NO EXIT sign.
 -- People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer 
    to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

 FANTASY
 -- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
 -- Fantasy is a crutch for people who can't handle soap operas.
 -- Few things are more dangerous than a hobbit with low blood sugar.
 -- The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon