From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:44:25 1994
Date: Tue, 25 Oct 1994 00:13:05
Subject: points list


                Hit n Run Points Chart


Small furry rodent                  10 pts
Small mammal                        25 pts
Large mammal                        75 pts
Bird-any size                       15 pts...bonus 50 pts if airborne
Small child                        100 pts...bonus 50 pts if on trike
Large child                        150 pts...bonus 50 pts if on bike
High School student                200 pts...bonus 100 pts on skateboard
College student                    300 pts...bonus 200 pts if drunk
Anyone on roller blades            300 pts...bonus 50 pts if on sidewalk
Pedestrian                          50 pts...bonus 25 pts if holding
                                              object/child
Jogger/runner                       25 pts...bonus 10 pts if w/walkman
Famous person                      200 pts...bonus 100 pts if w/security
Officer directing traffic          150 pts...bonus 100 pts if Penn State
Student Security Assistant         250 pts
Resident Assistant                 500 pts
Construction worker                100 pts...bonus 100 pts if Penn DOT
Snow bank                           50 pts...bonus 50 pts if covering
                                              hard object
Any stationary object              100 pts...bonus 50 pts if object
                                              jumps out at you
Any building                       200 pts...bonus 200 pts if fast
                                              food restaurant
Entering building with car        2000 pts...bonus 200 pts for each
                                              occupant in car
Any President                     2000 pts
Kid Idiot (Police Cadet)           150 pts...bonus 100 pts if directing
                                              traffic
Airplane                          1500 pts
Boat                              1500 pts
Penn State parking spot           1000 pts...bonus 2500 pts if in Lot 80
                                          ...bonus -500 pts if in Lot 44S
Penn State parking office         5000 pts
Elvis                             2500 pts
any other "deseased" person       1000 pts
any other moving vechicle          100 pts
anything on wheels                 150 pts
anything not on this list          150 pts
Creator of this list              1500 pts...bonus 100 pts if armed

***Bonus Points***
Person lands on feet                  75 pts
Person still posseses object         100 pts
Blonde People                         50 pts
Vehicle does not recieve dammage     100 pts
No blood on vehicle                  200 pts
Larger vehicle                      -150 pts
Speed trap                          -100 pts + citation
citation                             - 1 pt per dollar
police vehicle                     -1000 pts