From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:42:23 1994
Date: Fri, 7 Oct 1994 12:32:36
Subject: assorted


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Doctor:  "Did you take the patient's temperature?"
Nurse:  "No.  Is it missing?"
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Waiter:  "Don't complain about the coffee, sir.  You may be old and weak
yourself some day.
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Fred:  "What a storm!  The hail came down a big as golfballs!"
Ted:  "The hail you say?"
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The child comes home from his first day at school.  Mother asks, "What
did you learn today?"  The kid replies, "Not enough.  I have to go back
tomorrow."
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A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town
shopping.  He decided to go fishing, and he had to take her along.  "I'll
never do that again!" he told his mother that evening.  "I didn't catch
a thing!"  "Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish
away," his mother said.  The boy said, "It wasn't that.  She ate all the
bait."
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Fred:  "You should see my new short wave radio.  I turned it on last
night and got Mexico."
Ted:  "That's nothing. I opened my window last night and got Chile."
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Confucius say:  "Life is like taking shower.  One wrong turn and you in
hot water."
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