From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:42:05 1994
Date: Tue, 4 Oct 1994 14:45:16
Subject: all I ever needed to know, I learned from my cat


ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY CAT

* Life is hard and then you nap.
* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
* Variety is the spice of life:  One day ignore people, the next day
  annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
* Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.
* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
* Make your mark in the world -- or at least spray in each corner.
* When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a
  pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
* Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.