From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:37:09 1994
Date: Fri, 16 Sep 1994 14:08:22
Subject: -ist list


(Seen on a T-shirt)

Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Realist: The glass is.
Idealist: The glass should be full.
Feminist: My glass seems LESS full than HIS glass.
Environmentalist: Save the water.
Anarchist: Break the glass!
Capitalist Let's sell the glass.
Chemist: It's 50% H2O, 40% N2 and 10% O2.