From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:32:23 1994
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 1994 08:10:54
Subject: (Sexually suggestive, off. to men, women, children, animals, etc.) 


A little boy asked his mother, "Do people go to heaven feet first?"
His mother replied, "Why, no.  Why do you ask?"  The boy replies, "Well,
the maid was laying on the bed with her feet up, hollering, "Oh God, I'm
coming!"  And she would have, too, if Daddy hadn't held her down."

Two Swedish housemaids are having their pictures taken.  THe first one
asks, "Why is he lookin' at us like that?"  The second replies, "He's got
to focus."  "Oh no," says the first one, "you tell him he has to take the
picture first."

        A man complains of a stiff neck to his wife because she forgot to
sew a button on his collar.  The next day, he finds that she has sewn the
button on his collar, but has cut off all the buttons off his fly!

        A man takes a girl out in his car, stops seven miles out of town,
and propositions her.  She refuses and walks back.  The second night, he
takes her twelve miles out of town and propositions her.  She refuses and
walks back.  The third night, he takes her thirty miles, and she gives in.
 Afterwards he asks why she gave in, and she explains, "I'll walk seven
miles, or even twelve miles, to save a friend of mine from a dose of clap.
 But not thrity."