From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:29:34 1994
Date: Fri, 27 May 1994 01:39:20
Subject: Offensive to "Real Men", "Real Women", and light bulbs.

Q: How many "real men" does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, "real men" aren't afraid of the dark.

Q" How many "real women" does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, "real women" have plenty of "real men" to do it for them.

Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change to bulb, and the other to write a song about how
   good the old light bulb was.

Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, he hold's the bulb and expects the whole universe to revolve around him.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to turn the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with
   multicolored clocks.

Q: How many police does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: None, the light bulb had better turn itself in - if it knows what's good
   for it.

Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, if the government leaves it alone, the darkness will improve itself.

Q: How many liberal economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: $40 billion dollars, a huge tax increase on the rich, more deficit
   spending, and it's all the republicans fault the bulb burned out.

Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it needs a spectacular twist at the end.

Q: How many KGB "thought police" does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There never was a bad light bulb, why would YOU suggest there was?