From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:24:42 1994
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 1994 14:17:08
Subject: Kiddie animal jokes (for the young at heart)


Q: How do elephants get there flat feet?
A: Jumping out of trees

Q: Why do the elephants jump out of trees?
A: The hippopotamus pushes them.

Q: Why do you have to be out of the forest at 5 o'clock?
A: That's when the elephants jump out of the trees.

Q: Why does the crocodile have a flat nose?
A: He was not out of the forest at five o'clock.

Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: Shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Squeeze it's trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it w/ a blue elephant
gun.

Q:  How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A:  Unique up on it.

Q:  How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A:  Tame way, unique up on it.