From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:21:00 1994
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 1994 14:57:10
Subject: Non-religious isms


Here are a few interesting views on politics:

Communisim:  If you have two cows you give both cows to the
             government, and then the government sells you some of
             the milk.

Socialism:  If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government
            and then the government gives you some of the milk.

Fascism:    If you have two cows, you milk both of them and give
            the government half of the milk.

Nazism:     If you have two cows, the government shoots you and takes
            both cows.
New Dealism:If you have two cows, you kill one, milk the other, and
            pour the milk down the drain.

Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one cow and buy a bull.