From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:20:54 1994
Date: Wed, 2 Mar 1994 14:54:34
Subject: more sh*t stuff...



subjective         i feel for your shit happening
objective          it is logical that shit happens
pharisee           shit only happens to bad people
physicist          calculates the velocity of shit happening
news reporter      wants a scoop on the shit happening
fundamentalist     you deserve the shit that happens to you
the i.r.s.         "are you paying taxes on your shit?"
self-pity-er       "you ain't seen anything until you have seen MY shit"
optimist           this shit could happen worse
pessimist          this shit will happen worse