From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:04:50 1994
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 1994 19:52:22
Subject: (Warning, potentially in bad taste!)

     ADDENDUM to the Spring 1994 University Catalog
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(Warning - Potentially offensive to christians, virgins, babys,
        mathmaticians, chemistry profressors, phone-sex operators,
        flashers and anyone seriously majoring in Home Ec)

 o Chemistry 267 lab has been canceled for the remainder of the
semester.  Memorial services for Dr. Weiss will be held February 10th.

 o The Campus Crusade for Cthulu will NOT be offering the introductory
demon summoning class this semester due to lack of funds and available
virgins.

 o Sex Ed 240 lab is full for the next 5 years, no further requests
will be granted, although private tutoring will be offered.  For
information dial 1-900-SEX-EDU.  ($5.00 the first minute, $2.95 each
additional minute.)

 o The graduate course in Home Economics will be combined with the
Anthropology Department's "Humor in American Education" forum series.

 o The following courses have been added to the catalog:

        PSY 234 - Experimental Child Development.  Advanced applications
of baby-in-a-bottle.  PSY 234 lab is a corequisite.

        CSS 362 - Independant study in Artificial Ignorance.

        MAT 400 - Indiscrete mathmatics.  How to do Fourier transforms
in the nude.  Simpson's rule for exhibitionists.

        GS 835 - Post-doctoral general studies.  How to make sense
of registration.