From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:46:18 1994
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 1994 10:15:50
Subject: Class Time (Clean)

A friend of mine was teaching first grade sunday school.  She was
telling her first graders about Lot and his wife.  When she got to the
point of them leaving Sodom, she said that Lot's wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt.  One of her first graders replied that
something like that happened to her mother.  She was leaving the grocery
store, looked back, and turned into a telephone pole.

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Another friend of mine was teaching college.  It was a large class and
he did not know all of the student's names.  Half way back, there was
a student who was sleeping.  He asked the student next to him to reach over
and wake him up to which this student replied "You put him to sleep, you
wake him up."

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