From buddy Mon Nov  7 19:06:50 1994
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 1994 10:05:58
Subject: Communist humor

What's the difference between the United States and Eastern Eupropean
countries?

The United States still has a communist party.

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>From the New York Times, 11/7/89:

Q. Do you know what prizes the communists are now offering for
recruiting new party members?

A. If you get one new member, you don't pay dues. Two new members, you
can quit the party. And for three, you get a certificate saying you
were never a member.