From buddy Thu Jan 13 11:36:58 1994
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 1993 01:30:03
Subject: warning, use of word fuck

 
  Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is
the word "FUCK". It is one magical word, just by its sound. You can describe
pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language fuck falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verbal intransitive ( Dave fucked Ann ) and
as transitive ( Ann was fucked by Dave). As an adverb ( Ann is a good fuck )
and also as an adjective ( Ann is fucking beatiful ). As you can see, there
are not many words with the versitality of "FUCK". Besides the sexual 
connotation of the word, there are also the following:

        Greeting                How the fuck are you?
        Fraud                   I got fucked at the car auction.
        Dismay                  Oh, fuck it.
        Trouble                 Well I guess I am fucked now.
        Aggression              Fuck you!
        Greeting                How the fuck are you?
        Displeasure             What the fuck is going on here?
        Incompetence            He fucks up everything.
        Lost                    Where the fuck are we?
        Retaliation             Up your fucking ass!
        Disbelief               Unfuckinbelievable.
        ignorance               what the fuck?
        rebellion               fuck you, i won't do what you
                                tell me (rage against the
                                machine song)


And remember general Custer's famous las words :

        "Where did all them fucking indians come from?"

And also the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima :

        "What the fuck was that?"

And last but not least, those immortal words of the captain of Titanic :

        "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

Who could forget John Lennon's last words:

        "That's not a fucking real gun!"

Or Noah's big slip:

        "Course they're not fucking rain clouds!"

Finally, Einstein on his E=mc2

        "Of course everyone will fucking understand it."