From buddy Mon Nov  7 18:40:54 1994
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 1994 16:22:29
Subject: laws and stuff


It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood
Boulevard at one time.

It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad
crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed
until the other has gone.

It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for
five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity.  But
it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you.

Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap
pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.

The Peter Principle:
People are promoted until they reach their level of incompetence.